still only two weeks into the new year, so we’re still good to keep
making a few more lists. Here, in descending order, are the most
searched-for porn stars of the last year, going back to January 1, 2013.
This list constitutes the porn stars who were searched for by name on
search engines like Google, Yahoo, and Bing, when those searchers
landed on The Sword. So, inevitably, this list is biased toward the porn
stars that The Sword has seen fit to cover. (Sorry, everyone else.)
New to the list are Bel Ami studlet Kevin Warhol, coming in at an impressive #8, just behind our longtime love and recent retiree Mick Lovell, who still clocks in at #3; Dustin Zito, a.k.a. Dustin from The Real World three years ago, who comes in the Top 5 even though he hasn’t performed as FratMen’s Spencer since, like 2010; “natural” man Girth Brooks, moobs and all; Randy Blue’s Malachi Marx; and Tristan Everhard, a.k.a. Jade Jolie from Rupaul’s Drag Race, who makes it into the Top 10 for obvious, television-related reasons.
Eking his way in in a tie for 20th place, though, is good, old, reliable Ken Ryker. I’m glad to see at least one vintage name make it on here. Someone’s still searching for ya, Ken!
And sadly, but not shockingly, last year’s number 1, Johnny Rapid,
has been knocked out of the top slot by a certain gay-for-pay star who
shouldn’t even be called that because he never even put his dick a
single male ass. Sigh. I don’t even want to talk about it or mention his
name. At least he retired.
20. [TIE!] Malachi Marx
14. Paddy O’Brian
8. Kevin Warhol
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